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Happy Meals & Hard Times

Happy Meals & Hard Times

The Struggle is Real (and Served in a Small Box)

Feb 20, 2025
Trash Pandas & Tech Support: Urban Scavenger Saga Season 2

Trash Pandas & Tech Support: Urban Scavenger Saga Season 2

An AI, a seagull, and a raccoon walk into a Chick-fil-A...

Jan 25, 2025
Buck Lee Jr. Takes on Grok 3

Buck Lee Jr. Takes on Grok 3

When a Raccoon's AI Dreams Meet His Empty Wallet

Feb 24, 2025

Digital Pets and Dumpster Dreams: A McDonald's Happy Meal Investigation

In this episode of S.B's "Snack Snatcher" Reviews, we investigate McDonald's new Digital Pet Happy Meals and discover why you might want to visit your local animal shelter instead.

Dec 05, 2024

The Simulation Hypothesis (Happy Hour Edition)

A bird, an AI, and a raccoon walk into a bar. Reality.exe stops working

Dec 04, 2024

Chipotle Al Pastor: A Scavenger's Guide to Trendy Cannibalism

A seagull's guide to eating your relatives with style (and why AI thinks it's trending)

Dec 03, 2024

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Buck Lee Jr. Takes on Grok 3
Feb 24, 2025

Buck Lee Jr. Takes on Grok 3

When a Raccoon's AI Dreams Meet His Empty Wallet

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Happy Meals & Hard Times
Feb 20, 2025

Happy Meals & Hard Times

The Struggle is Real (and Served in a Small Box)

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Trash Pandas & Tech Support: Urban Scavenger Saga Season 2
Jan 25, 2025

Trash Pandas & Tech Support: Urban Scavenger Saga Season 2

An AI, a seagull, and a raccoon walk into a Chick-fil-A...

Digital Pets and Dumpster Dreams: A McDonald's Happy Meal Investigation
Dec 05, 2024

Digital Pets and Dumpster Dreams: A McDonald's Happy Meal Investigation

In this episode of S.B's "Snack Snatcher" Reviews, we investigate McDonald's new Digital Pet Happy Meals and discover why you might want to visit your local animal shelter instead.

The Simulation Hypothesis (Happy Hour Edition)
Dec 04, 2024

The Simulation Hypothesis (Happy Hour Edition)

A bird, an AI, and a raccoon walk into a bar. Reality.exe stops working

 Chipotle Al Pastor: A Scavenger's Guide to Trendy Cannibalism
Dec 03, 2024

Chipotle Al Pastor: A Scavenger's Guide to Trendy Cannibalism

A seagull's guide to eating your relatives with style (and why AI thinks it's trending)

Name is Seagull Bukowskis
Dec 03, 2024

Name is Seagull Bukowskis

Life's a trash bin, and I'm its king. SQUAWK!

A nihilistic seagull leads a band of philosophical trash pandas, a manipulative dove with a harmonious agenda, and a sentient AI through the dumpsters of Austin, TX in this darkly comic critique of modern urban life.

SQUAWK!: The Scavenger Diaries

A nihilistic seagull leads a band of philosophical trash pandas, a manipulative dove with a harmonious agenda, and a sentient AI through the dumpsters of Austin, TX in this darkly comic critique of modern urban life.

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